Darwin Awards

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Possibly one of the weirdest things ever? I love the Darwin Awards. They have the most random stories. This one my sister sent me, and I just couldn't get over how creepy/intersting it is. The chances of that happening? Nearly impossible.

o.O this story is the weirdest story ever!!

but its actually quite funny

Oh my god its like a paradox.
Every piece of information leads to another piece of information until eventually it ends up back where it started.

That's really creepy.

And makes me think of The Pardoner's Tale from The Canterbury Tales.
Its about three men who are searching to kill Death because their friend died of the plague. They find this old man and he tells them Death is under a tree. and he points to it. But instead they find treasure. They all plot to kill each other so that they can have the gold to themselves. And they end up all dying from each other and no one gets the gold.

So really, they go searching for Death. and they actually find it bc now, none of them are left alive. and its a paradox because to kill Death, they have to use Death.

okay confusing, but the two stories remind me of each other.
But that story is really interesting Libby.

^ that sounds like a really interesting read. But aren't The Canterbury Tales all in old english slang?

I'm reading some of the other 'darwin awards'. Some are just ridiculous though, and there is no possible way that it can be true.

One that was really weird was something about someone peeing in an airplane bathroom, but it left the plane, freezing in the air into a spear, then killed something by going through it in a park in Virginia.... Don't know *exactly* if that could work.

Yeah they were originally written in Old English, but I read an adaptation of it.

But anyways, yeah, that seems a *bit* unlikely. Although, maybe since it was falling through the air it got arranged into a V shape because of the air pushing the rest of it up. you know, like how birds make that formation? Well, maybe it was the force of the air pushing it into that shape and then it froze.

But it still seems a bit unbelievable. haha death by frozen pee.

That is a really really bizarre story!
How utterly random!
See, I bet the guy that died would have liked that story!